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verybigpimpin:

*txts back 20 days later & picks up the conversation where we left off as if no time has passed and without an excuse*

(via fake-mermaid)

euo:

never ask white people what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every european country and meaningless fractions

(via pizza)

bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

(via fake-mermaid)

armadillo:

My mum said dinner was ready and I went into the kitchen and it wasn’t even ready I’m sick of all these lies, its tearing our family apart

(via fake-mermaid)

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

(via pizza)

pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

(via pizza)

stability:

I wish my wallet came with free refills

(via pizza)

We were so close. We can be like that again.

(via pizza)

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